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DORITOS BLAZE SCORES 8.4 — TECTONIC CRUNCH CERTIFIED•KETTLE BRAND JALAPEÑO HITS 7.8 ON THE CHIPTER SCALE•NEW REVIEW: CAPE COD SEA SALT — 6.9 — ALMOST SEISMIC•SUBMIT YOUR CHIP FOR REVIEW•ZAPP'S VOODOO REACHES 9.1 — EPICENTER ELITE•PAQUI GHOST PEPPER — YOUR TONGUE WILL FILE A COMPLAINT•DORITOS BLAZE SCORES 8.4 — TECTONIC CRUNCH CERTIFIED•KETTLE BRAND JALAPEÑO HITS 7.8 ON THE CHIPTER SCALE•NEW REVIEW: CAPE COD SEA SALT — 6.9 — ALMOST SEISMIC•SUBMIT YOUR CHIP FOR REVIEW•ZAPP'S VOODOO REACHES 9.1 — EPICENTER ELITE•PAQUI GHOST PEPPER — YOUR TONGUE WILL FILE A COMPLAINT•

Field Report № 012

The Seismic
Scale for
Snacks.

Rating chips so you don't have to guess.

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№ 0012

Magnitude

9.4
/ 10

Tectonic Crunch

Late July · Jalapeño Lime

“Structural integrity held up through an entire Netflix episode. Respect.”

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Cheetos Cheetos Crunchy Flamin' Hot Dill Pickle
SEISMIC SNACK

Cheetos

Cheetos Crunchy Flamin' Hot Dill Pickle

Two big personalities in one bag. They argue, but the makeup is worth it.

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Instrument № 002 · The Chipter Scale

A calibrated reading of every chip.

Live Readout · Doritos Blaze

Rec

Composite Magnitude

8.4
/ 10 · Tectonic Crunch

Metric Breakdown

CRUNCH
8.5
FLAVOR
8.3
AFTERTASTE
8.2
SEASONING
8.6
BAG RATIO
8.4

“Five metrics. Equal weight. No mercy.”

Badge Thresholds

7.0+
SEISMIC SNACK
8.0+
TECTONIC CRUNCH
9.0+
EPICENTER ELITE
10.0
OFF THE CHIPTER

Field Statistics

5.8
AVERAGE CHIP
23%
CHIPS ABOVE 7.0
12%
CHIPS ABOVE 8.0
2%
CHIPS ABOVE 9.0

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