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Chips, rated by magnitude.

The Chipter Scale runs 1.0 to 10.0. Almost nothing reaches the top.

Latest reviews

  • Cheetos Cheetos International Chinese SteakThe steak’s theoretical. What it leaves behind isn’t.7.1
  • Cheetos Cheetos Minis Flamin' Hot Cheese FlavoredThe heat is real. The can is full. No complaints.8.4
  • Uncle Ray's Uncle Ray's HotThe heat arrives. The chip does not survive the journey.5.0
  • Doritos Doritos Ruffles Cheddar & Sour CreamCheddar and sour cream poured onto the wrong chip. The corn won.4.8
  • Cheetos Cheetos Flavor Swap Sweet Southern Heat BarbecueSweet smoke, seismic heat. Aftertaste earns its keep.8.2
  • Late July Late July Jalapeño LimeLime sharpens the heat into a clean point. The chip holds the line.8.7
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Field notes

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