CHIPTER
DORITOS BLAZE SCORES 8.4 — TECTONIC CRUNCH CERTIFIED•KETTLE BRAND JALAPEÑO HITS 7.8 ON THE CHIPTER SCALE•NEW REVIEW: CAPE COD SEA SALT — 6.9 — ALMOST SEISMIC•SUBMIT YOUR CHIP FOR REVIEW•ZAPP'S VOODOO REACHES 9.1 — EPICENTER ELITE•PAQUI GHOST PEPPER — YOUR TONGUE WILL FILE A COMPLAINT•DORITOS BLAZE SCORES 8.4 — TECTONIC CRUNCH CERTIFIED•KETTLE BRAND JALAPEÑO HITS 7.8 ON THE CHIPTER SCALE•NEW REVIEW: CAPE COD SEA SALT — 6.9 — ALMOST SEISMIC•SUBMIT YOUR CHIP FOR REVIEW•ZAPP'S VOODOO REACHES 9.1 — EPICENTER ELITE•PAQUI GHOST PEPPER — YOUR TONGUE WILL FILE A COMPLAINT•

SUBMIT A CHIP

"Every chip deserves its moment of truth."

Think we've missed a chip worthy of the Chipter Scale? Submit it below. We'll put it through our rigorous testing methodology: eating it, thinking about it, eating more of it.

SUBMISSION CRITERIA

AVAILABILITY

Must be purchasable somewhere. We don't review hypothetical chips.

LEGITIMACY

Must be an actual chip. Pretzels, crackers, and lies will be ignored.

INTEREST

Must spark some level of curiosity. Plain salted is a hard sell.

SUBMISSION FORM

We'll notify you if your chip makes the cut.

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We reserve the right to ignore submissions that bore us. Submission does not guarantee review. Reviews are conducted at our discretion and pace.

FREQUENTLY ASKED

HOW LONG DOES REVIEW TAKE?

Anywhere from immediately to never. Quality takes time. Or doesn't.

CAN I SUBMIT MULTIPLE CHIPS?

Yes, but one at a time. We're not running a buffet here.

DO YOU ACCEPT BRIBES?

Our integrity is not for sale. But free chips are always welcome.

WHAT IF MY CHIP SCORES POORLY?

The truth can hurt. But it's still the truth.